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Raine & Clementine

Two friends who LOVE poisonous plants. And they keep on accusing one another of being "not straight" but aren't homophobic. They like dark humor. And death. But they appreciate life. And rain. And they keep on trying to tap the other on the head. It's a war. Raine may or may not have a crush on her friend. Also Raine has just started appreciating hugs and Clementine is shocked to death. Clementine is RLY smart.
Clementine: Raine has a crush on Evelyn.
Evelyn: Yep!
Raine: WHAT IN THE GOOD WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
Clementine: You haven't denied it yet...
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(8 am)
Clementine says smth random
Raine: Oh, poor thing, you're so tired that you cant think straight!
Clementine: Yup I'm not thinking straight.
Raine: WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT???
Clementine suddenly wakes up and the two argue for 30 sec.
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Evelyn, Ellis, Lili, and Bianca: Wow this essay is dark... too much death. Oh wait, Raine and Clementine teamed up again. Explains the use of poisonous plants.
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*Clementine and Raine start running after one another in a tapping war*
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Those 2 friends who LOVE poisonous plants. hmmmmm, must be Raine & Clementine
by Mooneflower April 9, 2023
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Female ejaculate. The liquid which is sometimes excreted by the female vagina during orgasm.

Is generally accepted to be formed from the combination of clitoris and semen.

First appeared in episode of Family Guy, "Patriot Games", where it was described as "a new curse word which is sweeping the nation".
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The simultaneous acts of performing or receiving a golden shower and cleveland steamer during fornication.

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a french goddess that is a hardcore field hockey player. a clemence is sort of a band geek, but in a good way. clemences have a wild side that is only noticed by close, personal friends, and are shy around nonbelievers. a clemence is very VERY smart. do not be surprised if your clemence has like a 5.0 GPA. its just how a clemence lives.
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