Cleaning my room

Hiding my stuff in the closet so that my room looks clean

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm cleaning my room
Mom: Then why are you shoving everything into the closet?
Me: Ummmmm

by zcsdfb,zb kfzv jhfgz February 20, 2020

Facebook spring cleaning

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.

Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.

by FBook Guru March 1, 2012

CLEANING THE CARPET

PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS

My boyfriend really likes cleaning the carpet!

by JenPaulII October 23, 2009

soccer cleaning

Cleaning up anything using only feet to do so usually by making a pile then deciding what to do with it.

My kid won't let me put them down right now and I gotta clean up, looks like I'll be soccer cleaning.

by chaibot7 October 19, 2010

cleaning out my closet

1. A song written by Eminem

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

by Crayola's Crayon January 10, 2008

Cleaning the Musty Basement

To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.

After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy

Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

by SmooveDog May 22, 2011