Clayton is a guy who always knows what he wants until he can have it, then never mind. He's quick to point out the flaws in everyone else but can never seem to find fault in himself. He loves using Urban Dictionary to take swipes at people but deletes it when he sobers up. In short, his great beard doesn't make up for his asshattery.
by NoelleW May 14, 2015
orland park slang for a short cigarette. claytons come about by removing the cherry from a half-smoked hundo, and placing it back in the box to be finished later. the term is nearly exclusive to the region, but has confirmed uses in some illinois college towns.
stoner 1: man, i can't finish this entire marlboro 100.
stoner 2: then make a clayton out of it and finish it later.
stoner 2: then make a clayton out of it and finish it later.
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by Austin howe February 28, 2018
Clayton has the most perfect blonde hair, blue eyes, fit body and cutest smile on the planet. There’s not a thing you wouldn’t do for him. Once you fall in love with him he has your heart forever and is the best partner you could ever dream of having. He has a cheeky Chiwawa who is a little cunt but also very adorable. Don’t let her fool you. She is fucking crazy. But other then that he is a lil fuck bag smelly possum.
by Ratbuttonspanties November 10, 2021
A complete fucking asshole but a good friend. White as fuck ginger and extremely racist. Likes to throw fire flasks and say it wasn’t him. Also likes to turn your entire world hollow. Tends to have an obsession with peanut butter. Dates thots and has a homosexual best friend named coby.
by BIOLONTA June 09, 2018