Land claming

When a person goes around with a bag collecting cans and bottles, So they can recycle them and collect the deposit on them.

Ray was sitting on a park bench drinking a beer when he noticed a homeless man land claming

by Erockerockerock October 13, 2016

Spite Cleaning

A form of passive aggressive behavior, done usually by a roommate, live in significant other, or family member done mostly in the kitchen but also in other cohabitated spaces such as the living room or bed room. Spite cleaning is done for the sole purpose of instilling guilt into another person and allowing the abuser to be mad or rude to the other person. Cleaning is often done in quick, jerking movements and loudly as possible by slamming things or clanking pots, bowls, and dishes. The spite cleaner will also block and prevent others from helping.

I had to take a dump as soon as I was done eating diner and before I was even done wiping I could here my gf stomping around the kitchen and spite cleaning because I should have done the dishes first instead of avoid crapping my pants.

by Kirco January 25, 2021

cleaning your beans

touching yourself, whacking it, whipping the monkey, etc.; masturbation.

This is more embarrassing than the time you were caught cleaning your beans at Don Knotts christmas party.

by gmxxxx23 July 7, 2009

cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time

I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite

by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Welfare Cleaning

What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.

John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!

by Unknown.Programmer August 29, 2006

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy

Aiden.

Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.

by Asian Rady January 19, 2019

fling cleaning

(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.

Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011