My mother acted confused when I responded to my fathers inquiry about how I could have possily gotten my girlfriend pregnant by responding, "by cramming veins!".
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a sexual position in which a man squats down as if to hop(like a frog) and the woman then grabs the mans testicles from behind clamping them between her fists, tugs up and down and eats out the mans asshole.
"come on and finish your beer honey, im going to give you a frog clamping like your granny never did,YEEHAW!!"
by ben head November 8, 2006
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Jenny and I were cramming last night. She managed to fit an entire Poland Spring bottle in her vagina.
by titsor September 25, 2011
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It's the precious combination of the names of Michael Clifford and Luke Hemmings of 5 seconds of summer, that would give the name of his adorable and wonderful couple. This name came to light since 2011, many people (Mukers and muke shippers) noticed the close relationship that had the two, but in a different and VERY EXTRA way, the proofs and situations that implied that it was "more than a friendship" were the impulse so that this shipp extended for more than 8 years and became much more than "shipp", and that evenand that even in 2019, it is stronger than ever, many support it and Luke and Michael give us moments when they can (because of that has been said, discussed, debated and tested the proof that Michael has moved away from Luke, like the other guys just to do promotional things, that he clearly does not want to do anything and that he is tired, and Luke is saved from everything since it is isolated in his apartment).
As iconic moments of them flirting in the concerts-interviews, dedicating songs, the "video of the kiss" that are like 3-4, looking at each other as if their life depended on it, sharing clothes, saying hints to each other, ETC
Anyway, this couple is much more real than my desire to shoot myself bc I'm poor and I can't meet my idols.
As iconic moments of them flirting in the concerts-interviews, dedicating songs, the "video of the kiss" that are like 3-4, looking at each other as if their life depended on it, sharing clothes, saying hints to each other, ETC
Anyway, this couple is much more real than my desire to shoot myself bc I'm poor and I can't meet my idols.
Some iconic moments of Muke clemmings from the bunch, uh:
"¡I need my boyfriend, Luke!"
"Luke you look fabulous"
"who else thinks Luke hemmings looks like an angel? Luke you look like a sweaty sweaty angel"
"I think Michael would be a great boyfriend"
*Talking about about what they're "looking" for the girls*
"Ash:Creative people, like musicians or something like that. I think that's really an attractive trait"
"Luke: Like Michael"
"I'd marry with Luke"
"So who you call baby, nobody could take my place" *in all concerts and ONLY to Michael*
"¡I need my boyfriend, Luke!"
"Luke you look fabulous"
"who else thinks Luke hemmings looks like an angel? Luke you look like a sweaty sweaty angel"
"I think Michael would be a great boyfriend"
*Talking about about what they're "looking" for the girls*
"Ash:Creative people, like musicians or something like that. I think that's really an attractive trait"
"Luke: Like Michael"
"I'd marry with Luke"
"So who you call baby, nobody could take my place" *in all concerts and ONLY to Michael*
by Suckmymukeee January 29, 2019
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Todd: Hey, Maggie. I’ve noticed how you’ve been faking Tourettes lately. Please stop, as my friend Dave has Tourettes and it makes life much harder for him.
Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!
Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!
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