your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

Clealed

C·LEALED! Cah-LEALED!
From the latin: Claudialealeritus (epic beauty)
1. to be suddenly and completely taken by surprise, romantically; 2. having a beautifully radiant light shed on what could at times be described as a cold and/or lonely existence 3. romantic serendipity

- I've never seen him so happy, he must be clealed.
- Yeah, so I just ran into her at the store then Wham!... I was totally clealed.

by Thesteve55 August 30, 2010

mason called his sister thick

When mason called his sister thick.

Remember the time mason called his sister thick.

by Boocetastic November 5, 2017

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021

caledonia

the name of scotland before it was scotland.

during the roman invasion of brittania a wall was built by the emperor hadrian to represent the northernmost point of the empire. it still stands to this day near the modern border of england and scotland. beyond the wall - caledonia. it comes from 'caledonii' which was the name the romans gave to the tribe of 'wild men' they encountered numerous times over nearly four centuries that occupied the lands north of the wall. no one knows what this means or why the name was applied to the people. they have been written in history by the romans as ...."red haired and tall with large limbs". they had a passion for battle, went naked into combat and painted themselves blue with intricate designs. warlike and fearless the caledonii, believed to be of celtic origin...earned a reputation with the roman empire. to such an extent that a great wall was built...seperating the roman province of brittania from the kingdom of caledonia. the capital of caledonia was on the banks of the river ness, inverness. the word survives in the form of the caledonian canal and inverness caledonian thistle football club....but the word is used all over scotland for many things.

by man eilean dubh September 12, 2006

a tribe called quest

A rap group with lots of talent and intelligence.

It is almost guaranteed that if you let someone who only listens to rock music listen to them, they will like it because of their beats and lyrics. This is because rap nowadays is not as meaningful as it was during Quest's time.

I like a Tribe Called Quest, but not Yung Joc.

I'm sure you will too if you have a shred of intelligence

by educated black woman June 25, 2006

you are called welcome

1. First used by E. Little, it is a phrase that fully encapsulates one of the many unnerving situations that arise during "meet at greet" at Otter Creek C of C.

E. Little: "Are you new here?"
Jan Doe: "No we've gone here for years, but I'm not sure what you would call us."
E. Little: "Well, you are called welcome."

by Mr. E Ward May 26, 2008