clairy

A person who is simple but will fascinate you.

She is clairy.

by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017

Post-exam clarity

The moments immediately after taking an exam in which one experiences feelings of sadness, emptiness, and realizes how to solve questions they didn't answer or dumb mistakes made on easy questions.

That post-exam clarity hit hard, I was stuck on a question for 10 minutes and then all of a sudden I know what the answer is.

by KingBaolan February 4, 2021

Post Mommy Clarity (PMC)

That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.

Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!

by boburnhamsmom November 16, 2021

senior moment of clarity

When an elderly person accidentally makes a good point.

George Bush had a senior moment of clarity when he said "the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and burtal invasion of Iraq - I mean of Ukraine. Iraq. Anyway..."

by Spagooter Intruder May 18, 2022

post orgasmic clarity

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.

Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.

by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012

Clarty

North east english term for wet and muddy ground conditions

Oh no the ground is really Clarty out after all the rain

by Lisa griffin November 29, 2007

ClairTHEpair

Dipshit.

“What’s a better word for Dipshit?” - Bob
“ClairTHEpair” - claire with down syndrome

by Mormons eat turds January 29, 2018