Chumpster

A bully, bad guy, person of shady influence.

Listen my boy, you want to avoid the chumpsters of the world.

Or

That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!

by Fadda August 29, 2018

Impy and Chimpy

Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle.

That's the best episode of `Impy and Chimpy` I've ever seen.

by Neilmiser May 6, 2004

Chimpy McFlightsuit

A clueless, drunken, arrogant silver spoon who usurps power through family connections and fuels a wartime economy on the backs of future generations. Resembles a monkey in facial expressions as well as oratory skills.

Chimpy McFlightsuit took the oath of office in January 2001

by Russel Stover August 10, 2004

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003

chumpceptian

a chump who saw an unfamiliar term in a game and decides to look it up online only to discover that the term was made up to refer to that very chump.

George: I saw this province named chumpceptian in Utopia so I looked it up and I LITERALLY got chumpcepted. I'm the chumpceptian!

by pek_Chu March 1, 2020

Bone Chompy

When a girl bites your dick while giving you head

Karen I’ll rip your teeth out if you don’t stop being a Bone Chompy

by Jah42069 November 18, 2019

Chump

Someone who does not understand the basics of life on earth. Confused easily.

'My friend Ali is such a chump. She talks a lot but nothing of any relevance comes out. In fact she is a world champion chump'.

by Benny Eyes from the Bronx June 11, 2003