Cummer’s Remorse

The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”

The cummer’s remorse I felt before I even pulled my dick out of that fat bitch was unbearable!

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

cummerphobia

fear of the cummerbunds

-i can’t stand that gc called the cummerbunds

bruh that’s cummerphobia

by cummerbunds February 16, 2021

Furious Cummer

When you are having sex and you shoot cum into the girls eyes, mouth, and womb. Then she proceeds to punch your balls ack furiously because you made her pregnant and blind.

Dayum son, did you see my friend? He was being a furious cummer last night dawg!

by Dallas Steamer September 11, 2016

shit cummer

One who cums shit. Not to be confused with a cum shitter - very different ratios.

That fella turned out to be a real shit cummer.

by AlabamaShitFarmer April 6, 2020

Cummercial Enterprise

An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.

Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

chumper

A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is said to be computer iliterate.

a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or MUPPET

by pete the numpty slayer (PTNS) March 4, 2003

chummel

(verb) to pass faeces from one persons anus to anothers throught a tube.

Blake : "Dude, can I borrow your car"
David : "Sure, But you owe me a chummeling Blake"

by ass-monkey May 9, 2006