Nobody likes him. He will break your heart. He has a square head and no eyeballs. His nickname is normally “Sponge Bob Square Pants” he will never love you and he hates everyone.
crusty Christy.
by Felicity Manice July 12, 2019
Get the Christymug. A single piece of shit that is long enough to touch the bottom of the bowl and poke above the surface of the water.
After eating a pound of cheese from chipotle, Ken dropped a fat Stem Christy into the toilet at work.
by KennyG63 April 15, 2016
Get the Stem Christymug. What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.
Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
by dmcc November 5, 2012
Get the Christie Brinkley'dmug. Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
by The Explicator May 22, 2016
Get the Chris Christiemug. by Toppet May 26, 2016
Get the Chris Christiemug. Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.
Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!
by minamino2 February 18, 2015
Get the Chris Christiemug. One of the greastest songs by Green Day on their 2nd album, Kerplunk! It's a song about how Billie Joe used to sit at the tracks at christie road and smoke pot when he was bored and to get away.
by crazyassmofo January 2, 2006
Get the christie roadmug.