Chianese

(KA-NAY-SAY) An Italian surname commonly mispronounced "Chinese" by the everyday English speaker. As such, when affixed to the first name of a female, it becomes grounds for crude jokes amongst the male sort who persist in making references to the cuisine.

Mispronunciation tends towards establishing nickname status amongst friends, who hail said person by crying boisterously "CHINESE!" which may alert bystanders to look for nearby Asians or, perhaps, someone carrying a take-out bag.

Regardless of conflicting pronunciations, persons belonging to this name are generally worthwhile company and can, eventually, make you go "crazay for chianayzay"

Male Friend 1: "*snickering* Dude, are we eating Chinese tonight or what?"
Male Friend 2: "That's my gf bro, back off!"

____ Chianese: "What's wrong with you?"
Friend of Chianese: "I'MMA GOIN' CRAZAY FOR CHIANAYZAY!"

by XGRABYOURGATX September 20, 2009

chrindian

A Christian Indian. Christianity was thought to be spread by St. Thomas in 52 AD. 30 million people are Chrindians living in India as of today. Christmas is celebrated in most states in India as well as many other Christian holidays, chrindians celebrate.

Tyrone: See that guy at the back of the church? Saying some philosophical shit?
Jotaro: The guy was a devoted Chrindian! What did you expect?

by UltimateChrindian October 28, 2017

chaiana

a funny, smart,beautiful, wise, woke individual that loves to get stuff done quickly. a caring person when needs to be. but also has a dark side that no one wants to discover.

why is chaiana so mysterious?

by sukiiii April 19, 2019

Chranee meme

/verb

Synonyms dead meme stale normie
Definition

A meme so dead and unfunny only a chranee would laugh at

Person 1: “hey dude look at this funny meme”

*shows deep fried chowdah meme*

Person 2: “that’s not funny in the slightest that’s a chranee meme”

by ReVerSe_BigFoot July 15, 2019

chiranga

Chiranga is a loud, obnoxious and funny clown. She is pretty but insecure and will manage to put herself in every type of embarrassing situation.

"oh yeah Chiranga, she's great such a funny and charismatic social butterfly that's a bit of an airhead"

by elenathelovemachinelol May 24, 2020

Chrisna

Handsome and sexy af. It’s hard not to stare at a Chrisna. They are fun to be around and know how to have a good time. Chrisnas usually have big calf muscles and big ears. Chrisnas are great in bed to the point you can’t walk the next day. If you ever meet a Chrisna, lock em down real quick. Always encouraging especially when it comes to drinking water and eating healthy. Chrisnas are fun to be around and are very honest. Everything is a competition when it comes to Chrisnas. They are usually attracted to Latina’s with curly hair. Chrisnas are usually Seahawks fan but deep down have love for the Raiders. Chrisnas deserve nothing but the best in life.

Chrisna is sexy af.

by Bigfoot24 November 22, 2021

Chiana

a chill girl with a big love for music and sceneries, looking at sunsets makes her happy
she's really smart but doesn't really show it
chiana's dislike having their names said wrong and always have to correct it
being compared to China is pretty cool tho

I love chiana.
Yeah, me too!

Chiana's so cool.
I know right.

by aaaanaihc November 23, 2021