Chook

a chode curve dick, shaped like a hook

he has a chook

by Sally swanson May 27, 2019

Chook eyed

An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high

"hey wheres tom"

"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"

"oh fuck how much did he have"

"easily 13 cones just to himself"

"mans gonna be on journey"

by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018

chooked

chopped AND cooked

"this 🥷 is chooked"

by rbtdi September 29, 2025

chookings

May refer to:
• a synonym for Christmas stockings
• delicious recipes

I cooked up the chook with a look that took the chooked brook cook to hang the chookings on the hook. So the chooked brook cook took the chookings and hooked them up near the unchooked book shelf full of chooked books.

by bluestinger66 July 10, 2024

Chook

to puncture, stab or insert in any object or person

he chook me with the needle

by TriniDon868 April 17, 2024

Chooks

A person who jumps in on a conversation that doesn't concern him/her.

The act of jumping in on a conversation, uninvited.

Origin: (Port-Harcourt, Nigeria) from the pidgin phrase "chook your mouth" which means to jump in on a conversation.

Benjamin, stop being a chooks. We didn't ask for your opinion.

Samuel's chooking will soon get him in trouble.

by JohnII January 22, 2020

chook

/chook/

noun
Biologically related to the chicken, and universally understood only in the land of yeah nah.

Deano: "Lunch was friggin awesome, whadahya reckon's for dinner"?
Macka's neighbour: "Macka said his missus' gonna roast a bloody hot chook."

by uberantielongelical July 2, 2025