"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"
by Chongmeister February 10, 2012
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Get the Beg a Chong mug.A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
by Error451 September 30, 2020
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Quite literally has the power of god and anime on his side. Hottest boy in liyue unless it’s Zhongli.
Quite literally has the power of god and anime on his side. Hottest boy in liyue unless it’s Zhongli.
Person 1:I’m going to see Chongyun today.
Person2: isn’t he an exorcist? Do you think you’re possessed?
Person 1: no I just want to see him… don’t tell anyone.
Person2: isn’t he an exorcist? Do you think you’re possessed?
Person 1: no I just want to see him… don’t tell anyone.
by Brb I spilled the milk August 15, 2021
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