Chority

When you are forced to donate to charity. When charity becomes a chore. Mandatory charity.

Here is a chority with 3 options:

1) Donate $100
2) Donate $10 and dump a bucket of ice water over your head
3) Look like an insensitive asshole who doesn't care about ALS

by ThePowerOfRah August 20, 2014

choking the gecko

Another word for maturbation1

Oi can you stop choking the gecko, we're in a hospital

by Loading_ooo December 14, 2017

Choking the Peanut

Extreme Masterbation

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.

by Peanut Choker May 27, 2020

Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023

national choking month!

choke your partner while you kiss them day

(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)

girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.

girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!

by uwumaker3000 October 23, 2019

REI CHIKITA

the second coming from god. the queen of the queens. your mother made as a plush. the cookie lord. the little leyend. the artist`s most important muse, that are some of the much names that people use to refer to this god known as rei chikita (i dont have any idea, ok?)

you dont deserve to have a rei chikita

by kirby`s diciple September 3, 2022

Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout

Like a 40 year old man

choking a girl scout -

No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong

And will be seen as the bad guy .

Due to him being older and stronger

He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.

Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.

Harvey : I don't care

by Blu_leef December 1, 2022