chordy

British slang for a stolen item.

That's a nice bike mate, where did you get that? - It's chordy.

by Wtthc October 18, 2020

Floppy Choad

Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.

Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.

by T.Nasty February 22, 2009

cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!

Miles has a cookie dough choad!

by Jonathon Haywood August 17, 2015

choade

a dick that is wider then longer...

a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh

by Rob Miller April 13, 2004

choadloader

noun...1. person who constantly spouts queer stuff. 2. an asshole, a boss who has never done your job but claims to know how to do it better. 3. a rival sports fan.

1. Joe, don't be such a choadloader, of course this is dangerous and stupid.
2. Rich, that choadloader, told me that doing it all at once is slower than doing it one at a time.
3. Hey! We don't throw back home runs balls at "The Cell"! Go back to Clark and Addison, Choadloader!!

by mudball10 August 17, 2006

Choadin

Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.

Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!

by The Bins October 20, 2009

choadacunt

A vagina that is wider than it is deep

Joe: Yo bro, how was fucking Judy?
Greg: Dude, she had a choadacunt. It was like trying to shove my cock into a petri dish.

by Jen Z. February 8, 2010