choad

the penis
but...
wider than it is as long
usually found on emo pirate hookers

Kathryn
you have a choad
so shut the fuk up =P

by BiGnazty July 05, 2005

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Captain of the starship "bob", from the movie, and SciFi channel show: "Tripping the Rift".

Captain's log, commander choad speaking, starlog date what ever, etc....

by TTRfan March 13, 2004

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a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.

Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.

by Robbie ALCU March 23, 2005

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A hot sticky load of ball sauce blasted on to some chick's forehead.

Damn woman, wipe that choad off your freakin' face!

by MGK September 24, 2006

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A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"

Dude, you have a choad........

by playnpimpnballer September 11, 2003

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