Chopstick

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings

Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN

by Suka Blyat iv damke November 29, 2019

chapstick trend

Chapstick trend is where someone gets a new stick of chapstick and when they run out of that chapstick they end their existence.... (DONT do it call the hotline for help)

Person 1: Im going to do the Chapstick trend...

Person 2: What? No don’t do you know I’m here for you....

by Mcytfan April 12, 2021

Bottom Lip Chapstick

Synonym for Dog Water
A way of saying 'Trash' or 'absolute garbage'

LMAOOO you're literally some Bottom Lip Chapstick

by Onyx Smitty January 31, 2022

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

chapstick

Another word for idiot/someone who's mean/rude, as used by the character of 'Sid' in the popular TV series 'Skins'.

Synonyms: idiot, fool, twat, wanker, tosser.

"...and I've been SUCH a fuckin' chapstick."

by SophieGlitterwhip February 17, 2008

Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

by Dzzz July 30, 2011

chopsticks

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.

The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".

by Baseologist July 3, 2003