chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2008

Chemical Reaction

What happens in your pants when a female of your choice walks in the room.

The chemical reaction felt good last night.

by adhirtocm March 6, 2009

chemical shower

Using deodorant to get rid of body oder quickly, instead of taking a time consuming shower

Brad: i need a shower im sweating everywhere
Rylie: hurry up we've only got 5 minutes, just take a chemical shower

by ayla2 August 24, 2008

chemical restraint

the doping up of difficult patients, residents and people "for there own good"

She keeps on calling out, lets give her some chemical restraint.

by Louise November 5, 2004

Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.

"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

by I'm not okay April 13, 2014

chemical weapon

a really smelly guy/girl who always sit as close to other people as possible.

dam, a chemical weapon sat next to me on the bus

by bookmonkey786 August 24, 2005

Chemical warfare

The smart and usually simple tactic of taking someone you like out even though they are not interested in you and pumping them full of alcoholic drinks until they succumb to your amazing charms.

Often used by people who have befriended a person of the opposite sex who is hindered from persuing a relationship with them due to factors like already having a significant other.

Ken: Dude, can't believe you nailed that girl. She wasn't even talking to you until you bought her a drink.

Dave: Yeah dave, i'm a master at chemical warfare.

by hsfluffy March 31, 2009