cheater's band

The white line left around the ring finger when the wedding band is removed. Magically appears as a white skin ring when a married person is trying to disguise themselves as single.

"Yeah, I knew the bastard was married when I spotted the cheater's band"

by Leahann December 5, 2007

nose-cheater

Someone who wears a pandemic mask in public but allows their nostrils to peak over the top of the mask.

Most people I've observed in public are wearing masks, but every once in awhile I'll see a nose-cheater among them, as if their nostrils are somehow incapable of spewing Covid-19. You might as well use a condom with two holes in it!

by Metaphoru May 16, 2020

cheaster

Some one who only goes to mass/church on christmas and easter.

Mike asked, Why didn't Robert go to mass?"
John replies, "Because he is a cheaster!"

by Brian Reid March 23, 2008

Cheeser

One who constantly wines and snivels about life and things.

Joe, why are you such a cheeser all the time?

by Soul_at_sea February 13, 2014

cheaters

Great TV show where suspected cheaters are put under surveillance and exposed to their significant other.

Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.

Did you see yesterday's episode of 'Cheaters'?

It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.

by yoyo January 19, 2004

cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.

guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.

by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010

cheatercheaterbestfriendeater

a song by Christofer Drew (nevershoutnever) in which he disses his ex-girlfriend for cheating on him with his best friend and many other people. the most epic cheating song ever.

guy: My girlfriend just broke up with me. :(
Christofer Drew: that's okay, she's a cheatercheaterbestfriendeater, she'll get std's soon enough. (:

by imintrouble; August 29, 2010