chomosexual

Someone who is never going to get laid in his life other than by stretching his penis into his anus

"Scott is a chomosexual"

by Philip J February 13, 2003

Cuomosexual

When a governor sexually harasses more than 10 people.

Wow, he sexually harassed 10 women? What a cuomosexual!

by nathantross August 3, 2021

Camosexual

Camosexual is when you're attracted to people that wear masks. (specifically the male gender) ((i made this up myself))

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Josh: Broo faces are nice but people that wear masks are just YESS!

Tiff: Oh you're obviously Camosexual dude.

by Mack The Weirdo October 8, 2021

clomosexual

Classical Definition: n. A person who develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship with a favourite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

True Definition: n. A person who is so lonely but also fucked in the head that fancies themselves more than their preferred gender of sexual partners.
And will always be up for bukake as long as their clothes aren't ruined.

fUKiN GuY1:: Yo Dawg, $He Got $O VexeDD WeNNN Ah Wnt aWnn hUr Bra.

BLaZeD GUy2: BIatcHH Iz $uM $ORt O''' ClomoseXuAl. $houlDa ExPecTeD It JUs $IttiN ThUh YN hUr brA.

fUKiN guy1:: NAh,,,, Mah MUm'$ Nwt Diggggg Dat. $hE WeRE $hoWerin At DA tYm.

by Allahn November 29, 2013

Chairsexual

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

Chromosexual

The term comes from the song Chrissy, My Little Chromosexual. It describes a person who gets sexually aroused by vehicles, primarily highly chromed cars. This arousal extends even to parts of the car, whether or not chromed.

Chrissy’s a chromosexual; as long as she has her Mazerati, she doesn’t need a man to get off.

by Freewolfjdh13 July 17, 2018

chromosexual

A person who lacks real connection to their own sexuality but shows off their body and their airbrushed lifestyle as if it were desirable; one whose sexuality can be likened to the hard reflective material known as chrome

I heard that guy Kevin from Manhattan Beach gets aroused when he talks about his BMW M3

Yeah man. Kevin's a real chromosexual

by eggbound July 25, 2018