cellaphone

My 91 year old Dad's version of cell phone. Makes sense - telephone - cellaphone.

Dad: I'm driving over to your house tonight. If I'm late, I'll call you on my cellaphone.

by zeebyrd November 17, 2015

cellophone

What you can't call your cell phone, because then how would we be able to distinguish between mobile phones and string-instrument phones?

1.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Snake.

2.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Haydn and Boccherini.

by Vavie March 13, 2004

cellophane prank

A magical illusion created by placing cellophane under a toilet seat Causing urine splash and shit splatter.

I went to take a shit the other day and it splattered all over my ass, I fell for the old "Cellophane Prank."

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

cellphone chirping

The chirping-like noise produced through speakers when you're about to receive a phone call at your cellphone or you're in the "searching for networks" thing and you're standing next to a sound source such as a radio, a hi-fi, your PC's speakers etc.

- Oops, cellphone chirping I hear...
- It must be mine, I left it near the speaker over there...

- Aw man move yer cellpone away of my desk, it's chirping!

- Yeah but no phone call coming in, it's just trying to catch signal.

by Achilles M. Peklaris April 8, 2011

cellphone

cell phone

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

cellpholocate

To call someone on a cell phone in order to locate where they are. Usually done when you are at the same physical location and uses the conversation to close in on the person you're trying to find.

Just a second, let me cellpholocate Joe.
Ring... Joe, I'm at the theater, where are you? You're standing by the entrance? What are you wearing? You wearing a blue jacket? Stick your arm up so I can see you. There you are!

by Samedi July 23, 2008

cellphaggot

a person who always thinks that the people that call them on their cell are more important than anything that they are doing/where they are, also these people wont answer you when you ask who is on the phone, will frequently make you wait around when you have to be somewhere because they "dont have enough bars" and have to charge their piece of shit phone. this person also makes sure you hear every word of their conversation and shows off to the person on the other end of the meaningless conversation.

jay: whos calling?
dooshbag macphearson:(one finger held up) "Ah what up playa!"
jay: cellphaggot

by Jamsalot February 1, 2007