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Pink Ceiling

Term describing discrimination against heterosexuals by homosexuals in industries that are gay dominated
Gerry wanted to be an airline steward but found that because he was straight, it was very hard to break through the pink ceiling
by King of July November 5, 2009
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Stage 5 Clinger

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"
by rawrkitten101 April 1, 2015
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Clingy

When one is extremely attached to you in a cute/adorable/ loving way:
Omg Alisa youre so clingy!”
by NoFuckingNicknamesAvailable November 28, 2018
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spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.
Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.
by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009
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Celine

Is amazing, most beautiful person you will ever meet, has a big heart, and people always think she's an attention seeker. She's beautiful outside and her personality is one of a kind. Really unique. Always puts others before herself, cares about others problems even if she has more serious ones. Most girls want to be her, and they end up feeling jealous. People usually misjudge her, and she goes through more than you ever will in your lifetime. Knows how to treat a guy well, and is adorable with most guys, the longest relationships she'll never remember and will always dream about their memories, even if they've broken up. She hides her tears with smiles, and she hides her feelings with 'i'm fine'.

Don't ever judge anyone called Celine, they go through alot, and i know because my best friend, has been through so much, but she never puts herself first, she always asks me about my problem, she's beautiful inside and out. I'm not just saying this because she's my best friend, but also because i know this. There are a few other girls in my school called Celine and they're so pretty and have lush hair but they're personality is amazing.
"Look at Celine, she's beautiful. Have you ever spoken to her before? She has the most amazing personality."

"Every guy she's with, she looks so cute and they look perfect together. So jealous of her"

"I wish i was like her, people misjudge her, but then they get to know her, and they become really close. Her teeth are so straight it's unreal."
by meloniepapeya January 9, 2013
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Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.
Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.
by Dom Theman October 25, 2012
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Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.
I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.
by Taberlin April 26, 2019
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