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Michael Crichton'd

When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.

Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.

In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.

Gwen: Yeah, so what?

Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.

Gwen: Aw, shit!

Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
by Slartibartfast11 January 2, 2010
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cricketry

The act of being a cricket. Doing cricket-like things.
When people play with puppets, it's called puppetry, when crickets build castles or get together to rub their feet together to chirp, it's called cricketry. Not to be confused with trickery.
by cdafox June 7, 2010
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crick pig

Used mainly in central New York State, the words crick and pig are combined and used to describe a certain class of women.
"Dude don't let that crick pig suck your dick, you may catch something"
by c-------------------------p November 3, 2005
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cricklet

in Kirksville MO's society, a young/baby cricker.

Word originated from Ponderosa employees who hate tuesday nights because its kid night and all the crickers would bring in their cricklets and let them run wild all over the store.

Cricklets can result from two crickers hooking up or one cricker and one normal person or even two normal people.

Scientists arent sure but they believe that cricklets result in a malfunction in the human sperm, also known as bad baby batter.
Man it's cricklet night at Pondo again!
Look at that little cricklet.
That cricklet just bit me!
by dbanner January 23, 2009
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Cricketcore

A genre of music in where the vocalist impersonates a cricket being brutally tortured.
Crepitation is an awesome cricketcore band!
by AaronXAttack March 21, 2010
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Coricidin Face

While tripping on dex(DXM), a common side effect other than deteriorating your entrails is known as the coricidin face. The face of the tripper usually consists of: dilated pupils, a frustrated grimace, facial numbage, and overall confusion. By the face and the voice of the specimen, it is usually obvious when someone is DEX trippin.
Wagz - Hey did you guys see Buchser last night?

Duff - Yea he had coricidin face like a motha fucka! Trippin Balls!
by datDaWg317 October 16, 2010
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criching

Having intercourse with a human corpse while simultaneously consuming it's flesh.
I had a hankering for some criching last night, and I ended up both empty and full!
by pympworth June 27, 2014
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