castrophony

Great Evil. To liken to a catastophic event.

The microwavable pork rinds are a castrophony of evil

by Sam Wilson February 6, 2007

Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.

by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006

Catastrophysics

The branch of physics (specifically Astrophysics) that deals with major events that could cause devastation on a vast scale (usually known as catastrophes) and how to make sure they don't happen or at the very least try and find a way to reduce the impact of any given catastrophe.

News in Catastrophysics: A large Earth-killing asteroid is likely to hit us within the next century and there's nothing we can do about it!

by Will [Neffers] March 21, 2013

catastrophenalia

Tools or goods used for the survival of a major catastrophe/apocalypse.

Oh look, bobby! A combination flash light/flame thrower! This is great catastrophenalia!

by greenknight04 September 15, 2010

Catextrophy

1. A written communication, primarily a text message, that is filled with spelling errors, poor punctuation, and mistaken auto-corrects.
2. A written communication that drastically fails to convey the intended message.

John: Can I, boorow you're lane mover tommorow?
Steve: That was a catextrophy!

by MusicManSteve April 6, 2015

carstrophobia

The fear of being encircled by vehicles that are obviously worse drivers than you.

Person 1: I hate having people drive next to me. I was almost sideswiped a few times!
Person 2: I know, right? It gives me carstrophobia.

by DeeeeWatttt October 21, 2015

Catastrophaded

When a person is extremely high or intoxicated and is having such a fun time being out of control .they look around and see what a mess they have made because of it.

"Woohwee!!"..look at this place what a mess !!Looks like whoever made it must be catastrophaded damn all fucked up !!

by Missme smile December 15, 2018