cashew

A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".

Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.

by lilcatlover March 23, 2022

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

Cashew

A bastardization of cishet, someone who is both cis and het

ayo bruh you not gay? you a total cashew

by georger0171 July 19, 2021

cashew

Cashew is a tulpa which is also known as an imaginary friend

Hey my cashew is misbehaving today

by EzioReal August 13, 2021

cashew

A cashew means tulpa which is also known as a imaginary friend it is created by making the brain think there is more than 1 of you

Hey my cashew is misbehaving help

by EzioReal August 14, 2021

Cashewing

Verb. The act of inserting one's semi-erect penis into their own anal cavity in order to make it smaller and/or personal pleasure. Essentially the opposite of jelqing.

"Ben has been cashewing for years, now his penis looks like a macaroni noodle."

by Naptown Denmark April 17, 2025