blue cashew

When you squeeze your penile region too hard, and it turns into a shade of blue.

Joseph masturbates too much, he might have a blue cashew.

by Brontitties August 23, 2017

Scarlet Cashew

A Scarlet Cashew is when the clitoris has been rubbed raw during sex.

After sex it was a Scarlet Cashew or she must have had a rough night with that scarlet cashew.

by Panda6 July 04, 2021

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 04, 2025

cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

by Adzybayor August 18, 2020

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 09, 2022

cashew nut

A tiny Mexican with a great mustache

Hey cashew nut, how ya doin?!

by Najahhddjka March 07, 2015

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 02, 2022