Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.
by Autistic Legend27 February 2, 2019
Get the Carlmug. A guy that does not care about anyone but himself. He is only looking out for number 1. Usually a jerk and with red hair and light skin.
by Carrie112355 February 1, 2009
Get the Carlmug. by ravioli carlito April 12, 2019
Get the carlmug. Carl is a psychopathic llama that enjoys to snack on baby hands. He found out how to tear a rip into space time for the sole purpose of delivering him baby hands. His ex-friend Paul has no idea how Carl does the things he does. He also has a hat. I feel like the hat is important to mention.
by Carl_TheLlama March 6, 2019
Get the Carlmug. by Buffythevslayer February 6, 2017
Get the Carlmug. The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3
by TheBombDotCom October 16, 2013
Get the Carlingmug. A nickname for the rescued manatee at Seaworld that got its right fin cut off by a boat propeller after its mama manatee deserted it because it was mentally inept to live in the manatee world. "Carl" the manatee now stars in Seaworlds hit show "Freaks of the Sea" which has brought in a total income of $6 billion since it's debut in 1993, more than any Seaworld show in history. Some even call Carl the manatee the most lovable freak to ever swim the oceans blue.
by 673645tang April 3, 2009
Get the Carlmug.