chickenwire canoe

Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.

Man, he is completely ate up, a chickenwire canoe.

by Paul Barnes September 23, 2008

Jersey Canoe

Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.

Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.

by CrackersAkA December 21, 2008

Indian Canoe

Having sex with a woman for whom you have an incredibly intense desire. As in: the act of copulation would involve such strong banging that it could be compared to the act of a Native American carving a dugout canoe out of a tree trunk.

Holy crap Mitchell, I would bore Melissa out like an Indian canoe!

by Photoreb December 6, 2021

Canoodling

To snuggle!

They were canoodling hard!

by B.P. Savage1327 February 22, 2019

canned tuna

when a girl wears leather pants the smell from her vagina stays trapped inside until the pants come off.

Wow she has been wearing those leather pants all day, her vagina must smell like canned tuna

by Peter Mariano January 16, 2008

little man in the pink canoe

womans clit.

man, she loves it when i play with the little man in the pink canoe.

by christo October 27, 2003

Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.

Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004