Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020

Cannoli Dick

When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.

Dude I got cannoli dick!

What tf is that?

I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!

by Pink Mist Brother May 6, 2021

Dirty cannoli

Filling a persons vagina or belly button with shit making them stuffed like a chocolatey cannoli

“I heard jim gave your mom a Dirty cannoli last night” uncle Charlie

by Throbbing hood 69 May 27, 2025

Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023

Cannoli

Slang Italiano for Vagina

Ayy oh!! Be nice to ya mother after all she spent 6 hours pushing yous out her Cannoli...Lucky me

What's that!?!..
Nothin...

by Mr. Bedevil November 14, 2022

Skin Cannoli

An Italians’ asshole. Also known as “flesh cannoli”

Luke: Oi cunt have you seen Luigi Abagnale’s fuckin wog doot?

Marty: yeah cunt it’s a proper fuckin skin cannoli!

Luke: faaark cunt

Marty: pass us a fuckin durry cunt

by BarryBingBong February 27, 2025