Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023

Cannoli

Slang Italiano for Vagina

Ayy oh!! Be nice to ya mother after all she spent 6 hours pushing yous out her Cannoli...Lucky me

What's that!?!..
Nothin...

by Mr. Bedevil November 14, 2022

sweet cannoli

Sweet cannoli: unauthentic cannoli filling made by non Sicilian. Also a nickname for a Sicilian with a sweet load.

Vinny you think these cannolis are sweet connolis?

I sucked pualy's sweet cannoli till the filling was gone.

by Duantless January 28, 2017

Skin Cannoli

An Italians’ asshole. Also known as “flesh cannoli”

Luke: Oi cunt have you seen Luigi Abagnale’s fuckin wog doot?

Marty: yeah cunt it’s a proper fuckin skin cannoli!

Luke: faaark cunt

Marty: pass us a fuckin durry cunt

by BarryBingBong February 27, 2025

Cannoli

When a old lady gets cream pied and rolls it up in her wizard sleeve

I gave this old lady a cannoli last night

by Hejdhdej October 16, 2021

Cannoli Smith

hottest, sexiest man alive
referring to cannoli smith

"Fuck, you're Cannoli Smith."
"Cannoli Smith is so hot."

by i farded and a little poopie April 3, 2023