Fun cancer

The type of cancer that Dylan Capp has it’s kinda contagious but if u stay away from the retard ya won’t get it. If u do get it u will act super autistic!

Do you have a case of fun cancer ? I do I got it from Dylan capp

by Dylan Capp January 31, 2018

cancer bush

Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.

Dude, my pubs look like a chemo patient's! I'm never going to get laid with this cancer bush...

by Jazzual June 14, 2011

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 13, 2005

holy prostate cancer Superman!

used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.

Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

CancerAIDS

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").

After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!

by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010

Candela

Candela es una chica ardiente, muy hermosa
Es un fuego, da luz a tu vida y te enciende. Le gusta tener el poder de todo, suelen tener una gran autoestima. Es muy graciosa, siempre te hara reir.
Será excelente como una amiga y te ayudara en todo, pero cuidado! Te llevara por mal camino... suele generar conflictos y peleas
Es expectacular como novia, te enamoraras completamente de candela, pero ten cuidado , una vez que te enamores te costará demasiado olvidarte de ella. Candela hará todo para hacerte la persona más feliz del mundo, es adorable y muy cariñosa, una gran novia.

A1: Esa es la nueva chica! Candela!

A2: Demasiado bella, le metió candela
A3:Deseó una novia como Candela, es expléndida!

by Francold February 9, 2018

social cancer

The infection caused by tolerating federal-, state-, and local socialism

socialism causes social cancer

by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011