cakes

A female with an ass that is aesthetically pleasing to the eye. Usually large and round, and looks especially nice when the butt cheeks are smooth and shiny with baby oil.

Damn! Her cakes were jigglin' when I was hittin' it from behind!

by LA's Finest June 06, 2007

Caking

to talk for long hours on the phone with your honey, lover, or to talk on the phone with the person you will eventually have sex with

Man 1: G,I was caking on the phone last nite with Tasha.
Man 2: Man dawg, do she really believe the b.s. you tell her?
Man 1: Naw...She know good and well that I only wanna smudge her.

by Resse October 08, 2005

cake

Sweat pastry that has the power to bring people together

John: "Hey, today's Bill's birthday."
Bob: "Eh I hate that guy."
John: "There's cake in the break room."
Bob: "I should probably stop by and say hello.

by martyre April 10, 2007

cake

1) A kilo of cocaine
2) Money
3) Pastry, generally baked in a pan.
4) Something you never actually get in the game Portal.

1) "hey man you get my cake?"
2) "yeah man, you got the cake?"
3) "yeah man i got you a cake... it's filled with ice cream"
4) "The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie."

by alienstunt December 22, 2007

cake

when a girl puts to much makeup on

cough cough cake

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

by metdizzle February 17, 2008

Cake

A delicious pastry often eaten with company such as the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

by ShaunGreiner November 12, 2007