Cakey man

A man who doesn’t like to partake in kinky/dirty sexual activities. A man who likes to stick to regular sexual intercourse with no extras.

He wouldn’t even finger pop my asshole. He’s such a cakey man.

by Useruser000 January 1, 2018

Cakeup

Makeup caked thickly on someone's face in a grotesque manner.

Bitch had so much cakeup on her face she looked like Pennywise.

by RaeGun00 December 28, 2018

Cakey Cooch

When there's more fat than vagina

"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"

"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."

by Game Gurmps July 23, 2019

Cakey

Covered up too much or softish.

Her: “Your face is very cakey from all that foundation”
Me: “whatever”

by Mellliiii April 22, 2020

cakebunnie

The most bestest person to exist in da whole wide world

whatcha doin
Oh look at pictures of cakebunnie beutifil face

by milkshakefroggy February 21, 2021

Cakey

A girl, usually from Plymouth or the surrounding areas, whose behaviour is sickly and twee. She reacts to shiny shoes by facing out her palms, pointing her fingers up, and emitting a shrill sound. She loves tiny little dogs in handbags, glossy pink lipstick and Michael Jackson songs.

"HAHA! Did you see that bird with the perm and shiny miniskirt?"
"Yeah, cakey twat!"

by PlymuffPete May 25, 2021

cakeybo

A white boy with a massive dumpy and is a god at valorant and he smells amazing and looks so good and any woman who sees him instantly falls in love with me even tho he likes men and loves to kiss his uncle fr and he's a radiant at valorant that's why his name cakey bo fe

He's such a cakeybo

by PovYourDadLeftWhenYour30 September 12, 2022