card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.

"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?

by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008

geek card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the geek community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable geeks for doing non-respectable-geek things.

Ben's Geek card was revoked when he aquired a girlfriend that was not a fellow geek.

by Zelda132 January 5, 2009

19 dollar fortnite card

A legendary item. You can use it to buy v-bucks in fortnite or summon god.

Ok, 19 dollar fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I am giving it away. Remember - share, share, share! And trolls, don't get blocked!

by Ciechan February 25, 2021

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Tard Card

The slang name for a handicapped placard.

Jimmi: God, I hope there is parking.

Gee: Don't worry! You have the tard card!

by Thumper0611 December 31, 2008

Dick Card

A playing card with a nude male usually having one of the following... A mullet, a mustache, tight leather pants, or jean short cut-offs.

I went to collect the bill and tip from my customers but all they left for me was this Dick Card.

by Maximus Bonerus Erectionus February 4, 2010

Cardboard Rillo's

Cardboard-Rillo's A word from East Sacramento usually used in place of cigarillos, but can be used to describe any cheap swisher cigar ninety nine cents and lower.

She wanted the kid to slide through, but she didn't have no Wood's all she had was Cardboard rillo's.

by Rouleng Payhpurz December 18, 2014