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Caffeinated Cheerleader

Ashley Hall - "Caffeinated Cheerleader" The hot girl in the T-mobile ads who drank to much cherry coke and had one too many servings of Lucky Charms who is seen in a T-mobile evaluation center chatting away with her girlfriend about boycotting tuna, getting her head stuck in a sunroof, then he was like "Whateverrrr" and I was like "Whateverrrr"
Like Oh my gawd, my battery is running out! I'm such a caffeinated cheerleaderrrrr!
by DEVGRU June 20, 2006
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caffeine

Its like high-octane fuel for the brain. Its a vitamin.

Found in guarana (only good if you want a nice drink, if its only for the vitamin, then its overpricy) but mostly coffee of course. Supplements like No-Doz pills have actually their caffeine from coffee decaffeinator byproducts.
Chocolate contains too much calories to be acceptable as source of caffeine.

To get the RDA in caffeine if you don't like coffee drink Diet Coke/Pepsi/etc.

Useful info now. Caffeine doesn't act like coke or speed! It doesn't act on the same pathway! Actually it mainly blocks the "drowsiness-inducing molecules" a.k.a adenosine from acting. But it doesn't act of dopamine (=feel good) pathway like the other drugs.
"Caffeine is also named Trimethylxanthine"
by QuartzRox March 28, 2004
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caffeine whore

someone who takes over 3 grams ov caffeine a day just to stay awake, you know the people who are so twitchy that they seem like 3 people when you look at them. Usually good at DDR and other gaming.
A) "did you see Zi0n_Freak yesterday? damn is he a caffeine whore"

b) "W00t! I gotz me about 10 grams of caffeine and a 4 day weekend, I am so gonna become a caffeine whore tonight!"

3) "We come here today to mourn the loss of _insert_name_here_, beloved friend and caffeine whore."
by i0.antichrist January 7, 2006
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caffeine downer

That feeling you get when you've had too much coffee in the morning and it's starting to wear off. Its stimulative effects don't always wear off evenly, leaving you feeling jittery AND exhausted. Food and water help; fortunately the most common time for a caffeine downer is right before lunch.
"Anyone want a second cup of coffee?"

"I'm tempted, but I'll get a caffeine downer in an hour for sure."
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 30, 2007
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caffeine cocktail

A potent drink made from several different ingredients. The main ingredient is typically caffeine or byproducts such as a guarana, green tea, or expresso shots. A typical caffeine cocktail is 32 or 64 ounces. Average caffeine in a true cocktail is 1.5 grams in a 32 ounce, 2.5 grams in 64 ouce drink. Primarily drank by IT people, skin heads, razor heads, insomniacs, and individuals grinding at a lan party.

Typical Ingredients in Caffeine Cocktail include (some or all of the following): Coke, Jolt, Green Tea (reduced to a sludge), Caffeine Powder, Guarana, Red Bull, Sprite (as a filler for volume), Ginko biloba, Vitrol, Calcium Carbonate, Taurine, Iron, Selenium, B Vitamins, Vitamin A, C & D, Orange Juice, billberry extract, Cinnamon, and/or Cactus Juice.
That Caffeine Cocktail has so much energy, it may jump-start a dead-man's heart.
by Texas Bandit June 29, 2009
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caffeineaholic

drinking a venti tons-o-caffeine at 9am, losing your mind to the point where you randomly scream and clap due to excitement about unexciting events, and then wanting to drink another one after the first one is gone.
Hillary was diagnosed as a caffeineaholic when after an extreme intake of caffeine she screamed and clapped excitedly after announcing she only got four hours of sleep and woke up not knowing where she was.
by Hillface17 March 20, 2010
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caffeineivore

n. any person whose diet consist solely of coffee
Holy shit Jim hasn't slept in weeks! He is either addicted to speed or is a caffeineivore!
by rocketmantra! March 24, 2010
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