canonical

The real deal; a piece that is widely recognized as a genuine member of the body of work (oeuvre) of a given artist/writer/composer; a standard by which all others are compared.

I just finished reading the "canonical list of auto plurals" on manofleisure.us

by khiddy June 2, 2004

Canon event

Event: Someone must get folded, for Spiderman to be molded

Do not break the canon event, Miles! - Miguel O'Hara

by Andester June 18, 2023

canon-rape

A word made from canon, meaning original, and the word rape, meaning unwanted force/crime. This term is used when a fan fiction author tries to reconstruct an original work to their liking. This often times makes the author look like a complete nut who has no appreciation for the original creator or storyline. Usually this involves the aid of a mary-sue or gary-stu of some sort. The results normally are irritated readers and scared audiences.

Jesus, since when is Naruto placed in modern times? I mean cars? Seriously. And how can Itachi be roommates with Sakura? It makes no sense! This author has canon-raped Naruto!

by PMSing English Teacher April 30, 2007

canon camera

A super expensive camera that is used to take professional style photos, white girls use them to take mirror pics showing off their ass

Mom: what are you asking for, for Christmas?

White girl: a canon camera!

Mom: for what

White girl: ... Selfies..

by Twerk goddess January 5, 2014

Canon Robins

has the most voluptuous bandonkadonk, and a behemoth of a …..

What a lad Canon Robins is.

by siuuuuu October 7, 2021

ES CANON

PREVIOUS VOICE ACTOR FOR THE POKEMON ANIMATED SERIES SPANISH DUB GABO RAMOS MADE A POST ON FACEBOOK.COM REPLYING "ES CANON 😳" TO AN IMAGE OF GO AND ASH, FROM THE ANIMATED SERIES, KISSING. THIS PHRASE HAS BECOME VERY POPULAR AMONG THE POKEMON JOURNEYS AND FIRSTFRIENDSHIPPING COMMUNITY AS A SLANG TERM FOR THE SHIP BETWEEN GO AND ASH, THE PROTAGONISTS OF THE ANIME.

GO AND ASH HELD HANDS IN THE NEWEST EPISODE, ES CANON FOR REAL!

by COUGH FEE November 28, 2021

Alabama queef canon

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)

Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going

by the one and only steve March 30, 2019