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Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
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Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.
Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.
by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025
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