Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.
by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025
