Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

by I arent click that May 11, 2020

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.

Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"

by Bhask December 8, 2010

Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.

you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Nissan S-cargo

A van-type car that is made for Goofy-goobers that like miatas and snails

"I would love to buy a Nissan S-Cargo for goofing around"

by Deyk888 September 28, 2023

Hot Cargo

The sudden realization that a hot poo is imminent

How are you Jason? Sorry Carl I can’t talk I have some hot cargo to drop off

by Bulldinkle September 5, 2022

cargo train

when you go on a massive bender it is also known as being on the cargo train. A group of people are riding the cargo train when they are together for a period of time consisting purely of getting f*cked up.

“Want to go to the cinema on Saturday?” “Nah I can’t, I’ll still be on the cargo train.”

by gollum123 June 3, 2018

Cargo Cult

When one culture believes the “cargo” (technology) of a technologically superior culture was stolen and was intended for them instead.

The CCP commonly tells its populace that the west stole its technology, and said technology was rightly and divinely intended for the Chinese people. This makes the CCP a cargo cult.

by Monkey Putin November 6, 2023