Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

by I arent click that May 11, 2020

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.

Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"

by Bhask December 8, 2010

Hot Cargo

The sudden realization that a hot poo is imminent

How are you Jason? Sorry Carl I can’t talk I have some hot cargo to drop off

by Bulldinkle September 5, 2022

Cargo Bob

(verb)
when you lift a car with any helicopter

Oh I was playing GTA V the other day and I got cargo bobbed by my friend Jason because I got my car stuck

by johnisaboss519 August 26, 2021

nick cargo

A white male with ancestors of common name "Cargo". Owner of a very small, bent, ugly penis. Has no purpose in life.
Usually the owner of a very small curvy penis. useless to society and ugly

Man this guy is such a nick cargo

by Randahinda April 29, 2015

alligator in the cargo bay

A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.

Did I fix the SQL injection vulnerability? Of course, it's an alligator in the cargo bay!

by ekolis January 30, 2020

Dropped Cargo

When you drop a bomb shit in your homies bathroom.

Yo, I just dropped cargo in Brian’s bathroom bro!

by Jaylen Jones August 6, 2021