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buttress

A verbal fortress one builds around onesself consisting of the word "but" to forgo or avoid doing something or going somewhere.
Dan would have gone waterskiing with us, but he whipped his usual buttress of excuses at us.

Mary's concocted a very shrewd buttress to get her out of her blind date with Dan.
by MikeC16958 March 13, 2008
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he knows which side of his bread is buttered

He knows where the money comes from, who pays him his livelihood or gives him the most personal gain. Used to describe how money concerns often rules people's decisons despite their feelings or personal opinions. No matter what people pander, they will not bite the hand that feeds.
He may gripe about his boss and talk about starting a new career, but he knows which side of his bread is buttered.

Corporate America may not like Trump's sexist statements, but they will still vote for him because after all, they know which side of their bread is buttered.
by Shumado January 8, 2017
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Butterdick

That feeling when you're higher than Seth Rogan on 4/20 and your girl is riding you and you can only dead fish on the bed because your dick feels like it's a stick of butter that was microwaved for 10-15 seconds
Guys I had the best sex ever last night. She was on top and I had butterdick until I finished.
by Goterps6969 November 13, 2017
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hot-buttered fart

The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.
The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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Buttress

A mistress for butt pleasures. A sex slave for butt stuff.
He yelled “bring in the buttress” and in they walked in shackles ready for their master.
by 2funny4you July 18, 2019
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Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"
I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables
by Vegetable Butter-er January 12, 2009
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man-buttered

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.
Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.
by howaboutagordosandwich February 28, 2011
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