ButtHurt

To feel as if you've been kicked in the ass by a steal-toed boot.

The etymology of the word stems from the ancient Greeks observing a descrepit puppy being kicked in the bum by an unwelcoming shop owner. Once a well placed kick has contacted the said bumhole the puppy will run off crying with its tail between its legs.

By declining to have lunch with me, Tim made me feel all butthurt.

by I like monkeys. August 21, 2007

Butthurt

It's the feeling of betrayal or extreme sadness. As with misunderstandings or somebody neglecting you. (popularized by ARCO_THUNDER)

Arco spun me out and laughed so hard he cried. I thought we were friends but I just feel so "butt-hurt". If I had gay friends I would worry about butthurtness.

by Mr. Thunder July 3, 2008

Butthurt

Ryan Kern

Calm down Ryan, you're being so butthurt

by Ryankern July 18, 2016

ButtHurt

When or after eating something hot, spicy. When your ass just wont stop shitting, When its just not normal shit, just like mudbutt, soupass, waterfalls. When it hurts when wiping.

Man i ate them tacos last night before i went to bed, i woke up with butthurt

by Ass Doc December 18, 2008

Butthurt

The burning sensation in the anus after homosexual intercourse

Wow, that was great, but now I'm feeling a little butthurt

by HeathHeath August 9, 2008

ButtHurt

One of the best ways to show how utterly devoid of intelligence you are and how you follow childish social media trends is to use this stupid phrase.

'oh youre getting all BUTTHURT....lol'

'im just going to collect my flame thrower i'll be back'

by tom healey August 30, 2016

Butthurt

A condition, in which a person rages over dumb things after getting called out. Commonly called the Zimmerman syndrome.

Blaine: You suck at driving.
Cade: Okay, like stop being a dick
(Cade punches Blaine and runs away crying)
Blaine: Butthurt much?

by Blaine Thomas February 23, 2014