The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.
Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.
Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.
by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013
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Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
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joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy
joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy
joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children
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Ugh Mike is ughhhh seriously ugh he's so awkward!!! He is SUCH a total buttchip!!!
I can't believe Jon hasn't texted me, what is his problem ugh such a buttchip.. such a buttchip.
I can't believe Jon hasn't texted me, what is his problem ugh such a buttchip.. such a buttchip.
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