Turd buttering

The act of a woman searching weird shit in urban dictionary

Dude, that chick was totally just turd buttering

by BreadBreadington September 13, 2017

Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

buttering my pancake

A term that complete idiots use to mean just kidding.

Matt: Hey chris i had sex with your mom last night
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it

(chris begins to cry)

Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)

by Ross the Great August 27, 2006

Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014