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Turd buttering

The act of a woman searching weird shit in urban dictionary
Dude, that chick was totally just turd buttering
by BreadBreadington September 13, 2017
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Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.
"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"
by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012
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Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
by Clay-train December 5, 2019
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Buttering My Biscuit

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.
by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019
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buttering my pancake

A term that complete idiots use to mean just kidding.
Matt: Hey chris i had sex with your mom last night
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it

(chris begins to cry)

Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)
by Ross the Great August 27, 2006
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Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.
Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?
by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016
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buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife
by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014
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