burt and ernie 

to sit unreasonably close to your friend when there is plenty of room elsewhere

I looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie

burt and ernie by hitlist821 April 5, 2009

burt tale 

named after its creator, a total lie told in story form and with no way to prove its validity or falseness; can also refer to an instance in which someone talks about something they have no clue about

dewd, i just had 27 shots and im not even buzzed!

burt tale by taz gam March 20, 2004

burt banana chicken nugget 

When someone looks so ugly they look like a burnt banana chicken nugget.

Man1: You look like a burt banana chicken nugget.
Man 2: *cries*

burt banana chicken nugget by STAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 15, 2017

Burt Curtis 

This motha fucka hotter than the sun he can fuck me anytime he's so fucking hot I love him he can rail me and he can suck my dick cause he's so hot uwu I love him I love him he's so fucking cute and seggsy with his headphones and his black hat gkckxak

I love Burt curtis

Burt Curtis by BurtCurtisMyBeloved June 15, 2021

Burt Reynolds

When you give someone a Hot Carl, cut out a strip in the plastic wrap so that the person's upper lip will be exposed. After you shit on the person, remove the plastic wrap and they will be left with a Burt Reynolds mustache. For advanced Hot Carlist, you can try a Freestyle Burt Reynolds. This is where you try to place a big fat turd on the upper lip without the help of the plastic warp.

Yo, dude! He just placed a big ass Burt Reynolds on that chick.

Burt Reynolds by bokeypunk October 17, 2006

Burt Reyonalds 

Step 1. Have your chick shave your back or her pussy. Step 2. Take hair in hand and fuck your girl doggie. Step 3. Right b4 cumming pullout. Step 4. Flip over your bitch and blow on her upper lip. Step 5. Smear back or pubic hair on her upper lip. The result is a Burt Reyonalds authenticate immitation Mustache.

Burt Reyonalds by CD June 4, 2003

Burt Playa 

To dominate and respect the game

I am a Burt playa

Burt Playa by Shorty Rock October 30, 2016