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rug burned dick

rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.
Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.
by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018
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Bucket of burned assholes

1. Someone who smells like a bum.

2. Something that smells nasty.

3. Something that looks disgusting.
1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.

2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.

3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009
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buried it

the act of placing ones tounge at least three inches into the anus of your partner repeatedly. One must also have face wedged between the butt cheeks.
Tom: Harb. I heard you tossed that bitches salad.
Harb: Yea dude. You better believe i buried it.
by Kevin Baconn September 14, 2007
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burned

Getting, giving to, or having gonnoreah, an STD.
"Man, that bitch burned me!"
by Kalashnikov April 10, 2003
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burned

To get "told", basically, to be insulted majorly.
Cassie got burned last night when her b/f called her flat.. OHHHHHHHHHH you got burned!!!!
by bobie November 22, 2004
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Burted

(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.
Rudy: Burp

Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!

Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.
by halpwr July 14, 2010
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Short Bused

Dude, tomorrow night we are getting short bused.
by dairishkid21 June 2, 2009
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