Burrito

When you roll yourself in a think blanket/comforter to the point where you make yourself look like a burrito.

Tonight I am going Burrito and watch some Netflix tonight.

by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015

couch burrito

A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.

There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring

by giselle January 22, 2011

Flying burrito

The act of ejaculating in a partners mouth, rolling them up in a living room rug and tossing them out a second story window as they spit the load mid flight resembling a saucy burrito

Bro, Gertrude came over last night and I gave her the ‘flying burrito’

by Jay cam and lindo!!! November 3, 2018

bad burrito

The act of inadvertently crapping on a partner's face while attempting the tricky maneuver of crapping on the partner's chest in order to perform a Cleveland Steamer.

Jane was really looking forward to finally getting the Cleveland Steamer she's been dreaming about from Jim, but wound up with a bad burrito instead.

by DirkSmurgenson November 4, 2010

burritolingus

Noun. Means, eating a burrito with the mouth.

Dude, let's go to Tijuana and engage in unprotected burritolingus!

by Lovely Librarian November 26, 2007

burrito slap

the act of taking your dirty dong and slapping your partner across the face.

Damn, did you see that bruise on Artie's face? She must have gotten the burrito slap last night.

by Schmidtdog September 7, 2007

burrito sleeve

What Steve Harvey calls a condom, as evident from what he has said on Family Feud.

Steve: We surveyed 100 people, what do you want your man to wear when your feeling sexy?
Contestant: A condom?
Steve: Burrito sleeve it is!

Mrs. Harvey: Damn Steve, put yo damn burrito sleeve on.

by Missing Waldo September 27, 2017