Charles Bukowski

An incredibly funny, Los Angeles writer known as "the prophet of skid row." Bukowski published thousands of poems, hundreds of short stories, and six novels. His simple writing style is often imitated and centers on drinking, whores, and playing the horses. Bukowski spent many years drifing across the USA in a drunken haze, working crap jobs, fighting in bars, and living in flop houses. Later, he returned to LA, worked at the Post Office, played the horses, and started writing. He wrote the autobiographical movie "Barfly" staring Mickey Rourke and Faye Dunaway.

"...well, I wasn't quite a bum. I had a library card and I checked books in and out, large stacks of them, always taking the limit allowed..."--Charles Bukowski, The Burning of the Dream.

by Mack C January 16, 2007

Buckosaurus

Someone being really cranky.

Alissa, you're a buckosaurus.

by ms. bato October 26, 2012

Bundoran

The land of Elijah the Great

"Dude, have you been to Bundoran?"
"Yeah, an Elijah bit my arm off."

by Beaver69 September 17, 2012

Bunk as Fuck

An alternative to the phrase "Dumb as Fuck."

Rico: Did you see Deena's hoop nose ring? It totally clashes with her blonde hair. It looks Bunk as Fuck.

Tito: Yea, she don't look slammin' like Samantha who has a hot stud nose ring.

RIco: Bleep Deena. Let's go hang with our dego brothers.

by James S. Bachelorette 12 winr July 10, 2016

Buncombe Fudgesicle

When you're butt blasting a broad and the lube mixes with a turd causing a fudgesicle like film on your dong. After pulling out you proceed to stick your now poop covered weiner in her mouth therefore giving her a buncombe fudgesicle.

Peter: So I was butt fucking this chick and when I pulled out my dick was covered in poop so I put it right in her pie hole.
Dom: Ah a good Ole fashioned Buncombe Fudgesicle

by Butt Blaster 92 May 20, 2016

Bunk Beds

When one sits face to face with another on the toilet…legs spread on the bottom bunk, so that defecation and urination can occur between the legs from the top participate.

Hey, wanna go bunk beds to save some time?

by Breadfat August 20, 2021

bungo stray dogs

fanfiction about dead gay authors

person 1 : have u heard of bungo stray dogs
person 2 : uh no im not a f@g

by aethersupremacist_ November 18, 2021