A blowjob.
by Youredoingitwrong November 15, 2013
by KFtrumpbumper January 08, 2013
by will lekar February 08, 2007
When a girl or guy that has a boyfriend/girlfriend and has sexual intercourse with another girl/guy, or when they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they just have sexual intercourse with a person without a label.
"he's humpin and bumpin with someone else!"
":o"
"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?
":o"
"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?
by 0001122 January 29, 2011
by Frozen Bob April 19, 2017
Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 07, 2009
The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five
Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.
by Megatronwins March 05, 2018