Bachelor Buffet

A pathetic multi-course "home cooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.

"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."

by the beeb June 23, 2007

spunk bullet

an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.

"had my first wank in a week today and i fired a large caliber spunk bullet, near took my head off!

by shaftshagnasty August 5, 2008

take the bullet

To be the designated driver for the nite

Thanks Elena for driving home from the Rancid show last nite! Next show, I'll take the bullet so no one gets a DUI.

by hbsteels November 3, 2008

arse like a fresh bullet wound

The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.

Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound

by grandslam90 January 12, 2009

hot gravy bullet

It's a hot steaming load of jiz that shoots out like a firefighters hose. It must hit the face to be classified as such.

Are you going to cum in my face or am I going to swallow a hot gravy bullet!?

by Larry Blackman December 21, 2013

chinese buffet

Restaurant that serves a variety of food for you to gorge on. Such items include Crab rangoon, Chicken on a stick, General tso's chicken, moo goo gai pan, seafood surprise, and botulism on the half shell.
Food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.

Boy I sure pigged out at the chinese buffet, and now i have diarrhea so bad I can poop thru a keyhole at 30 yards.

by David W February 8, 2005

morning bullet

The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.

Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.

by 4H-Babe January 12, 2012