bedtime-vs.-age debacle

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.

Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Badtime Story

When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.

Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.

by Alexander Pothos December 13, 2018

Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.

Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.

by Crashy873 August 21, 2019

bedtime funtime

alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.

phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!

by #brunogang April 3, 2020

Bedtime Salad

A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes

Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad

by lotcrossbuns November 5, 2021

Bedtime

Time when sometimes goes to BED

Jimmy is you're bedtime

by mamguevo November 24, 2021

Bedtime

Bedtime is used in many different countries for children like Canada .Used by many parents like Sean uses it on Owen

Owen 9:30 bedtime

by Ilikeunderagekids January 10, 2022