Bud 

In the slang definition, a substance that only members of the stereotypical sheep herd take. Members of this party seem to greatly enjoy the sensation of their slowly decaying brains.

Eg.
Idiot:I am such an idiot that I smoke bud.
IdiotzMachine: WOW! YOU ARE SO COOL I COULD SMELL YOUR SOCKS! LOLZORTMACHINE GIVE ME SOEM!

Bud by Yukira Mugen December 28, 2005

bud  

a man who acts like a boy. Has sex all the time, cause he acts like he has what it takes. But the truth is... he can not keep it up. So maybe he has sleep with 22 girls, but they do not come back for seconds.
Oh and he has bed bugs.

Jody: Shit another bud . only lasted thirty seconds.

bud by HardToGet January 26, 2009

bud 

one with whom you have a random hook up (usually after getting shit housed) and cannot remember their name in the morning.

I humped bud last night.

bud by nikeolous May 24, 2006

Bud 

Used to decribe DeBuDGuY, or the beer

Hey BuD! Have a vanned Bud!

Bud by DeBuDGuY March 30, 2003

bud 

bud is when you need to scratch your balls so bad that you rip off your pants in public and scratch like a mad whore.

i have to bud so bad

bud by ethaylor May 14, 2008

bud 

The word a chick uses to put you in the worst place for a man, the friendzone.

Guy 1: "Oh my god you are so beautiful!"
Girl 1: "Thanks bud"

bud by Jimmyjohnjackjill February 19, 2015

bud 

infinite friendzone ;forever

boy- you're beautiful
girl- aww thanks BUD

bud by Henry/Niki December 1, 2015