Bible dipping

The official sport of BS mock trial.

The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.

1: Ask the Bible a question.

2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly

Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.

Ask "What of...?"

Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!

Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.

by bibleDip January 30, 2010

Bible Fucker

Someone who talks about the bible ALL THE TIME and will not shut the fuck up about it. This person will also pull a conversation into the bible no matter what is initially being discussed.

Me and Todd were talking about pussy when this bible fucker butted into our discussion and started spewing about how it's a sin to fuck someone who isn't your wife. He then went on a tangent about how God created original sin and we would both burn in hell for thinking about lust. I hate bible fuckers and wish they would all go fuck their holy books somewhere where I didn't have to watch.

by Alabama Atheist July 25, 2017

bible of pop

"Blackout" by princess of pop Britney Spears. The whole album remains iconic since first day. It influenced pop forever. NO ONE can top it.

"What are you listening to? Im listening to The bible of pop"

by mixscircled January 25, 2021

bible thumper

One who uses the Bible to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Bible and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Bible Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to a flaming eternity in Hell just because I watch Crank Yankers and South Park!

by RatchetBoo September 27, 2003

Bubble Pop Electric

This is a song from Gwen Stefani's 2004 debut album Love.Angle.Music.Baby. The song is set back in the 1950's and talks about her going on a date with her boyfriend and losing her virginity. "Bubble Pop Electric", is the sexual metaphor.

The chorus goes "Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat....Bubble, Pop, Electric". (Back seat, being the back seat of her boyfriend's car, not her butthole.)

Bubble - foreplay and build to climax.

Pop - "popping" her cherry for the first time.

Electric - climaxing, and the connection between both lovers.

"Last night, my boyfriend popped my cherry. It was like Bubble Pop Electric!"

by Brandy N. October 29, 2006

bibleman

an amazing tv show about a very homosexual like man who wears tight armor and strokes his lightsaber of justice. he then uses that said lightsaber to kill enemies with his sidekicks who carry around rpgs that shoot nets

Adam Loman- hey did you see that last episode of bibleman?
Me- Of course, who do you think i am? The shadow of doubt?

by Lomonater January 15, 2014

Bubbey

Nickname for a significant other, e.g. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, etc.

You are my Bubbey I don't need anyone else.

by jay-pea October 22, 2010