crash bagged

being so wasted the day after drinking that you don't move out of you bed, you shit, piss and throw up in a trash bag located near your bed!!

Dutch: Did you hear what happened to the twins after their 21st?
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!

by cobrac46 January 23, 2009

Sag Bagging

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.

Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Rat baggin’

Act of drunkenly crinkling food wrappers in the cupboard in search of late night snacks.

Jana came home hammered at 2 a.m. and woke the whole house up w her rat baggin’

by PNBJ May 5, 2018

Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.

Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"

by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019

fart in a baggie

The ultimate in worthless environmental awareness. From a bumper sticker: "Save gas, fart in a baggie".

Maria has 12 different recycling bins; she is so fart in a baggie.

by brain drain June 14, 2009

dick bagger

Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.

1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!

by dickbaggershipperandprostitute March 16, 2016

bagghit

Someone that comes accross annoying to you

pronounced "bag-it"

"hey ye retard! Stop hitting me with a pillow ya bagghit!"

or

Person1: "Hey man! Wanna go to Trumbull Center MAN!"

Person2: "Fuck you! You ask me this every day, ya bagghit"

or

"Bob Saget is so dumb". "He is a bagghit".

by Dance McFrance January 8, 2009